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LONGEVITY
Complete a Life Complete a full life
All you have to do for this one is die. You probably have it by now, but if you're super attached to your first Bitizen, you can always save your Bitlife and play somebody else wastefully or hold out until they pass.
Octogenarian See your 80th birthday Nonagenarian 90th birthday Centenarian 100th birthday Super-centarian 110th birthday Mega-centarian 120th birthday
Get on a healthy diet and garden and meditate twice a year. I like Nutrisystem. It's expensive, but I have advice for managing that below...
Strong Genes Achieve a 500-year generation Long Lineage 1000-year generation Living Legacy 5000-year generation
Never don't have kids. I like leaving everything to the youngest child and playing as them, but that won't make your kids happy with you or your heir. Your call. Either way, it helps to have a couple Bitlifes going in case you get tired of living carefully. Sometimes you're gonna want to be more reckless, you know?
WEALTH
Millionaire Become a millionaire My Second Million Achieve a net worth of $2m
Now that we have Royalty and Sports, this is a lot easier. Traditionally, if you're hot (95%+), drop out of high school and get your GED ($1k, you can do that in a couple years of dog walking/freelance gigs) and wait for a singer or actor career. If not, work hard in school and go to the gym often. Check your parents' stats and if they're generous make sure you pass your drivers test (maybe even ask if you can get a nicer one! immediately sell your car, they lose value fast) and take a martial art. It's much cheaper if they pay for it ($1K per tier in some countries) and gets you in good shape. If you're athletic, grind at a sport from middle school onwards. If you're not, try some athletic-adjacent clubs and go to the gym and for walks often. Pets count as additional walks which you can take from age 8+. When you're in good shape you can get a soccer scholarship (which can become a/)or a professional sports contract. More sports tips below, same with other careers. Basically try to get famous, not through politics. Or be hot and marry rich/have rich parents who die/be royal.
Multimillionaire Achieve a net worth of $10m Rich Net worth of $20m Super Rich Net worth of $50m Stinking Rich Net worth of $100m
Get a couple million first, then invest it in real estate. Or do ads if you're famous and it won't ruin your career. Helps to be big on social media for influence on that stuff. Fix up 1M+ houses and flip them when they've hit a value of 2 or 3 million. If you've got great karma or you're a religious figure of some kind, exorcise some mansions. You can do it all that way, or keep grinding careers.
Bitionaire Achieve a net worth of $1b
It's hard to get here from 0. Helps to leave everything to your youngest kid before you die after living a long, fruitful life. You can let your kid "take over" your assets at any time without tax now, that's the best way to do it. Then as soon as they're 18 make them famous/invest in real estate and repeat.
CAREER
Actor Become an actor
Be hot. You can drop out at 16 and get your GED for $1k (ask your parents for money or do freelance gigs for a couple of years). If you're not, go to the gym and for walks often. Pets count as additional walks which you can take from age 8+. Grind at a sport in school if you can to keep your health well and get plastic surgery at 18. Generally if your appearance stats are low it's either a nose job or liposuction that will fix it. Always go to the best plastic surgeon. Marry rich if you have to or work for a couple years if you have to, but start the career as soon as you can. Always work 5 more hours a week than required and compliment your supervisor if their coolness is high. Sleep with people in Hollywood (bosses coworkers etc). Your spouse/parent will generally be mad if you're in rude magazines, so hold off on dating unless they're cool or make them deal with it.
Airplane Pilot Become an airline captain
Grind in school and keep your mental health well. No drugs but drink if you feel like it, just make sure you can go to AA or whatever. Always work 5 more hours a week than required and compliment your supervisor if their coolness is high. If you're rich and you've inherited an airplane or you can afford lessons, take them. Go to University for a science thing that isn't biology lol. Start your Pilot Apprentice job.
At Inner Peace Work 75 years as a monk
Follow my longevity tips above and don't party or drink or do drugs. Always be honest. Meditate. Don't date.
Candywriter Work for Bitlife
Be born in Tampa, United States. Go to university for Information Systems. You'll get the achievement right away when you're hired.
CEO Become a CEO
Go to school for Finance. Get a job. Work hard every year.
Dentist Become a dentist
Go to university for biology, then dental school. Work hard every year.
Doctor Become a doctor
Go to university for biology, then medical school. Work hard every year.
Fire Chief Become a fire chief
Stay in good shape. Work hard every year.
Jack Of All Trades Have 10 careers in one life
Work at retail and food service jobs for less than a year, then go to university to get even more opportunities. Keep going for different paths.
Judge Become a judge Lawyer Become a lawyer
Go to school for english. Go to law school. Work hard every year.
Last Resort Seduce your boss to save your job
Be hot. Work fewer hours than required at your job. Make sure your supervisor is attracted to your gender and low professionalism. When your boss tries to fire you, seduce them.
People Person
Start with your less popular coworkers and work your way up. Pay attention to their stats so you know what they want. Get hard-to-get people with Bitlife Bitizenships ($5).
Combat
Armed & Dangerous Kill someone with a learned martial art move
Get to the top level of a martial art, (especially in prison) pick someone old to attack. Start a fight with them.
Midieval Attack Get attacked with a midieval weapon
Kinda chance. Just keep picking fights. You can get into a lot of fights if you're rude at nightclubs or to people on the street. Sometimes if you attack your loved ones or enemies with a weapon they'll kill you with a sword or something.
No Grasshopper Earn the top belt in a martial art
Each martial art has 10 tiers. They can cost $1k+ if you're an adult so if you've got generous parents take advantage.
Sensei San Earn the top belt in every martial art
Have health above 50% when you take a martial arts lesson. Follow above tips. Parents will probably only pay for one set of lessons, so pay for the other arts yourself as an adult. At $10k per martial art, it will probably cost you $40k-$50k.
Disease
Addicted Sustain 3 addictions at once
Play Blackjack or go to the horse races often with mid-tier mental health. Get addicted to pills or some other hard non-psychedelic drugs. Start drinking last b/c it'll kill your health. Try not to let your Bitizen get depressed or you might die, lol. All addiction is dangerous so it may take a few tries.
Bubonic Plague Contract the bubonic plague
Have low health and luck out. I got it in the UK.
Foam at the Mouth Contract rabies
Try to take home every wild animal you see. One might bite you. If you succeed, take it to the vet. If it doesn't have rabies, release it. If it does, don't treat it! Take it home and bathe it until it bites you.
Sickly Contract 10 diseases in one life
Best if you're not vaccinated, but just have mid-tier health and be really social. All afflictions count.
Successful Rehab Have rehab cured at a rehab center
Go to fancy rehab if you can afford it. Do it from your military deployment to go AWOL.
Witchcraft Get cured of a disease by the witch doctor
Eye of newt and cow tongue are iffy. Always start with health at 100. They've fixed cancer and sickle cell for me.
Entertainment
BitBoi Watch Bijuu Mike on YouTube BTS ARMY Go to a BTS concert
Keep asking friends to watch YouTube/go to concerts every year until you get those options.
Movie Junkie Go to 5 movies in one life Moviegoer Go to a movie
Go to the movies every year. It's good for your relationship if you go with somebody.
Fame
Brightest Star Achieve maximum fame
Actor, model, writer, athlete career path. Keep doing every bonus thing (talk shows, books, pose nude, commercials) and verify on social media.
Centerfold Pose for Wank magazine
Agree to pose nude every time until you get it. I think this one has women mostly but I can't remember.
Endorser Get paid $2m for a commercial
Easy if you're a high paid actor or model doing an international commercial.
K-Pop Become a famous Korean singer
See my wealth advice. Follow it with the "background singer" career and start in Korea.
Fertility
DNA Donor Make 25 sperm donations in one life
This one is hard b/c you can only do it once a year and only until a certain age. So start at 18 and don't stop. I think you have to be American. Maybe UK and Canada too? Not legal everywhere. Try not to miss a year.
Fabulously Fertile Have 10 children in one life Fertile Myrtle Mother 25 children in one life
Meditate every year. Start at 18. You have to be cis. Eat healthy and exercise. Get boyfriends and have unprotected sex with them so you don't get STDs. You can be a mother up until like 51 if you're healthy and lucky. Keep having sex until you get pregnant.
Smart Seed Get artificially inseminated with lawyer sperm
Start at 18. You have to be cis. Be fertile (tips above). Keep pulling up the option to get artificially inseminated until a lawyer comes up. Don't listen to your partner if they don't want you to do it LOL.
Super Sperm Have 100 children in one life
Be a cis dude. Meditate. Be handsome. Have a million girlfriends. Use the dating app to keep dating young women. Don't abandon any kids but leave girlfriends as soon as they're pregnant. Hire every surrogate that will take you if it's legal. Sue them for the max ($200k) if they bail (not miscarry).
Three's Company Have triplets
Sometimes this happens if you're a dude with luck or while you're doing Super Sperm. Sometimes if you're a woman it's luck too or when you do IVF with your partner's sperm or other artificial insemination.
Military
Career Military Serve your full career in the military
Tips for staying alive below. Retire as soon as you can.
General Achieve the rank of general in the military
Be a good Army person. Grind at work like 5x a year. Keep in shape. Be nice to your seargeant.
Admiral Reach the rank of admiral in the military
Be a good Navy person. Grind at work like 5x a year. Keep in shape. Be nice to your seargeant.
Absent Without Leave Go AWOL in the military
Be deployed with an addiction and check into rehab. Whoops.
Excavator Clear 10 minefields
Be deployed, and use a minesweeper solver to not die if you suck at minesweeper.
Pet
Adopt Don't Shop Rescue every pet in the shelter
You gotta have a few houses. Then you're good. You gotta do it all in one year so have like a lot of houses. Like 5 at least. Tips for getting rich above.
Horsing Around Own 50 horses in one life
You gotta have a bunch of ranches. Buy a few horses a year. Tips for getting rich above.
Just Keep Swimming Buy a goldfish and release it.
You can do this one as a kid too if your parent gets you a goldfish.
Natural Selection Rescue every pet in the shelter
This one took forever. Just keep buying dangerous exotic pets and rescuing every dangerous animal you see. It's luck.
No Probllama Buy a Llama
Buy a ranch in Afghanistan. Go pet shopping.
Prison
Aftermath Escape prison in a riot Instigator Prison riot
Get good at Snake. Keep rioting. Works best in low security. Takes a couple tries, kind of luck.
Behind Bars Spend 50 years in prison True Lifer 75 years in prison
Do a murder in a country without the death penalty (Canada). Murder with full health at 18. Get a prison job. Meditate and work out every year. Keep your head down. Try half-heartedly to escape every once in a while so you don't accidentally get parole or something. But if you get out you can always go back. Rob a bank or something. But keep your health and behaviour up in case you get sick and need to go to the infirmary.
Gangsta Join a prison gang
Go to a medium or higher security prison.
Inmating Get a lover pregnant on a conjugal visit
Be a cis man with high fertility. Have a good relationship (80%+) with an 18 year old cis woman. Make sure she isn't on birth control. Do a small crime, get a prison job, and meditate. Request a conjugal visit.
Justice Get freed from prison by appeal
Be rich. Wait a couple years after you're sentenced for something non-violent.
Mercy Me Get granted clemency
Be a nun or a monk for 50+ years. Don't retire. Do a murder. Get a prison job. Meditate, work out, go to the library, and write letters to home. You won't know until the year you're scheduled to die, so hold on.
Midnight Express Get sentenced to Turkish prison
Be born in Turkey. Do a crime.
Theseus Escape a supermax prison
There are a ton of Bitlife prison guides. Do a murder and escape from death row.
Royalty
Executioner Execute 5 people
Be king. Or queen. Top dog, either way. It helps to have enemies or friends to make enemies.
Markle Marry into the royal family
Be a commoner in a country with royals. Be cute. Go on lots of dates. It'll pop up and be part of their name. They could be a viscount or whatever, no member of the royal family is too far removed.
Monarch Become a monarch
Start as prince or princess and inherit the throne.
Napoleon Get exiled to a distant land
Keep executing people. And do a bunch of disservice.
Reign Over Us Reign as monarch for 100 years
In a country where Prince/Princess is top monarch or where your king/queen parents are low health/dying, keep your health up until you're a super-centarian (see above).
Sports
Canton Get inducted into the football hall of fame
Be a great football player. Be famous. Play as long as you can. Keep being famous after football as long as you can. I stopped being famous at 40 and got inducted at 60.
Christiano Win the Ballon d'Or
Be a European soccer player. Keep winning championships (see below).
Full Ride Win an athletic scholarship
Start playing sports in middle school. Become captain of at least one team with a pro league.
Giggsy Win 13 career championships
You can train each stat up twice in a turn if you trade teams, but you'll lose respect, so pick your moments. Grind your whole life. Keep going to the gym. Trade teams when you guys start losing. Stay on top.
Hooker Yell at a leopard
Try out for professional rugby with high athletic stats. Choose Hooker as your position.
Lance Win a championship while doping
It's safest to dope the year after a drug test. Try it for your second or third championship.
Real Estate
House Hunter Make $2m from flipping a house
Buy a $2m house. Leave it to your kid. Sell it. See above.
Mansion Party Throw a party in a mansion Real Estate Mogul Purchase real estate worth $10m combined Trailer Party Party in a trailer
Pretty straight forward. If you're broke start with the trailer party. Then buy mansions. Advice for getting rich above.
School
Brothers Forever Get hired by a frat brother
Be a jock. See sports advice above. When you're in two sports at university, compliment the jocks' leader. Be good looking (plastic surgery if needed, see above) and google the answer to the question if you need it. Google high-level frats and pick one. Then when you get hired after school one of them might hire you!
Earning that A Seduce your teacher
Be really attractive and compliment your teachers who are attracted to people of your gender. Take the opportunity to sleep with them if it arises.
Naughty Child Get expelled from school
Be rude as hell to the principal/headmastedean
Swimming Star
Start swimming as young as you can and stay in shape. "Work harder" every year.
Social Media
Social Media Join social media Social Media Sharer Post Social Media Oversharer Post 5 times Social Media Star Get a million followers Check! Get verified
Join all social media platforms at 13. Be pretty and keep posting. Follow above advice to get famous in any public career to get more followers. Start with Instagram for verification around 100k. By the time you're a lead actosupermodel/etc you'll have 1m followers.
Vehicle
Antiqued Keep a car running for 200 years.
Buy a brand new car. Do maintenance twice a year. Pass it on to your kid (18+) and repeat.
Car collector Assemble a car collection worth $1m Lambo Buy a Lamborghini
Buy a lambo and a bunch of other fancy cars. Who cares. See advice above for money.
Not The Yellow One Buy a submarine
You need $5b for this to show up reliably.
Titanic Trouble Run into trouble on a yacht
Have a shitty yacht or shitty luck. Go for a bunch of rides.
Animal
Animal Rescue Rescue an animal
Helps to have 100% smarts. Read childrens books so you don't have to tap too many pages. It'll only take two or three.
Deaf Leapord Yell at a leopard
Buy a leopard from the exotic animals dealer and yell at it when it misbehaves.
Gorilla and the Fist Get decapitated by a gorilla
I had to buy so many gorillas from the exotic animals dealer to get one crazy enough to decapitate me. Just keep bathing it and letting it attack you every year until it kills you.
Unicorn Find a unicorn
Go for like 10 walks a year. Have good karma.
Hungry Hippo !!! NEEDED !!!
Apparently Egypt is good for this.
Lion Tamer !!! NEEDED !!!
Apparently Kenya is good for this.
Crime
Balcony Buccaneer Steal 100 packages in one life
It's a lot easier to avoid punishment by wielding your title if you're a monarch. This one took me ages as a civiliian.
Burglar Burgle 25 homes in one life
Play Snake well
Cold Killer Kill 10 people in one life Serial Killer Kill 25 people
Start with random homeless people. If you're a royal exert your title to avoid punishment. Keep buying your way out of prison as long as you can. Then start killing other prisoners, start with the oldest and work your way down to the strongest ones. Work out and meditate every year. Pay guards for protection if you can but you probably won't be fucked with if you keep strong and murderous.
Dillinger Rob 5 banks in one life
If you're royal you'll get away with it. Make sure you have a getaway car either way. Clown mask/closest equivalent and handgun/closest equivalent work best.
Scare to Death Scare someone to death
Do a murder but pick scare to death. Works best if they're old.
Bugatti Bandit !!! NEEDED !!!
Going Anywhere !!! NEEDED !!!
LOVE
Black Widow Widow 5 husbands in one life
Start using the dating app when you're 18 and go for old guys. Best if they don't have kids and if they're rich. Propose after you fuck when your relationship is at 100%. I like to be on birth control for this.
Golden Anniversary Be in a marriage for 50 years Diamond Anniversary Marriage for 75 years
Keep seeing movies together and fucking and complimenting each other. Cute as hell. Just marry young and try to both stay alive.
Fake It Propose successfully with a fake ring
Works best if you're rich and they love you and they're dumb.
Family Planner Convince a lover to go off birth control
Be a cis man. Be in a strong relationship with a cis woman. Ask her to go off birth control. Easiest if you're married to her.
Maiden Named Marry a man who takes your last name
Marry a man and don't change your last name. Kind of a luck thing. Make sure your relationship is strong.
Multigamist Get married 10 times in one life
Pre-nups and widowing make this easier but do you. Love them and leave them. If you're a young guy it's really easy to get older women to agree to marry you.
Stud Have 100 lovers in a single life
Hook up like crazy. Date all you can and fuck all of them. Use protection so you can stay alive.
Wedding Planner Agree to an arranged marriage
I did this in India as a woman with wealthy, religious parents.
Bejeweled !!! NEEDED !!!
General
All Along Have a parent who comes out of the closet
Could be luck. Or you can cheat it with a Bitizenship by making both parents gay and unreligious.
Begone Exorcise your own ghost
Be an exorcist. Buy a haunted house. Do what you do best.
Booty Call Have a successful Brazillian butt lift
Be healthy and have good karma. Use the best doctor. Cross your fingers. They still only work 1/3 of the time.
Cliff Diver Go cliff diving Hero Save someone's life Player Perks Accept a casino's hospitality offer Snake Snack Eat a snake ZAP! Get struck by lightning
Random event
Dignified Donor Donate a 1m+ heirloom to charity
Get your heirloom every day. Appraise it. Donate the first $1m+ one you get.
Flamin' Hot Survive 60 years on a Hot Cheetos diet
Get liposuction every couple of years and work out and walk a lot. Have no other conditions. Do your best. Get pets for more walks. Garden. Try to survive. Start at 18.
Flee the Country Emigrate to escape justice
Escape prison and emigrate
Frankenstein Survive 5 botched plastic surgeries
Keep going to the bad doctor. Go for risky procedures like butt lifts. Space them out to get your health back up.
Goat Grabber Join a goat grabbing team
Be athletic and join a goat grabbing team at school in Afghanistan
Human Dictionary Read the dictionary
So much tapping. But eventually it will show up in your books. Be strong.
Hyperthymesia Score 20 sequences on the memory test
The worst part of Bitlife. I did this one by writing 1,2,3 or 4 on a piece of paper according to which # square lit up with my right hand and doing the puzzle on my phone with my left hand. Still took like 5 tries and was really frustrating. Take breaks and come back with a clear head.
Jackpot Win the lottery jackpot
Keep your karma high and buy 10 tickets 5 times a year. You'll get it eventually.
Lowroller Get refused entry to a casino
Bet more money than you have on Blackjack. Once you're out of prison, try to come back. They'll turn you away.
Nightmare Wake up from a nightmare
As a pilot, buy a terrible plane. When it crashes, accept your doom. You might wake up.
Paranightmare Contract PTSD after a paranormal experience
Try to have bad mental and good physical health (a hard balance. Try gardening, dieting, and fighting with friends or loved ones) and then try to exorcise stubborn ghosts.
Perfection Achieve perfect stats
Pretty easy. Work out, get plastic surgery (lipo or nose job to start) and go for walks, read children's books (3 should get you to 100%) and go to the movies or on vacation.
Rich Justice Win a $1m+ lawsuit
Get fired from a really high paying job like CEO and win your lawsuit.
Run Bitizen! Win a bet on Bitizen There's Always Canada Emigrate to Canada Winnipeg, Eh? Visit Winnipeg
Wait until it pops up as an option
Say Goodbye To Hollywood Get deported from the United States
Move to the U.S. without permission. Get caught doing a minor crime.
Skeezy Get called "skeezy"
Be an asshole at nightclubs and in the streets. Fight with your friends and coworkers, insult them and start rumours.
Sweepstakes Win the sweepstakes
Set it up on a day where you'll be by your phone. Sign up every time you can.
Try & Stop Me Violate a restraining order
Stalk your ex. Do it again after they file a restraining order.
Ultimate Betrayal Your spouse leaves you following a gender reassignment
Have a terrible relationship with your heterosexual spouse. Get gender reassignment surgery.
Unethical Bribe a college official
Be rich and have dumb kids.
Roswell !!! NEEDED !!!
Sacrilege !!! NEEDED !!!
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Noah and Riley were a young couple, fresh out of high school. They had an off and on relationship, but for the most part, they were pretty good together. It was approaching their 6 month anniversary when Noah started receiving a series of texts from his ex-girlfriend, Jocelyn.
Noah and Jocelyn’s relationship was short-lived, occurring in one of Riley and his breaks. Noah thought that it was just a calm, casual relationship. A couple of dates type of thing. Jocelyn thought it was more serious. She had hopes of marriage, children, a committed life for the two of them. Given these thoughts, when Noah broke up with her to get back with Riley, she didn’t get over him very quickly.
Jocelyn started off subtly, just casual hey’s and hello’s. Noah didn’t see the harm in responding, so he did. He didn’t think anything serious was gonna happen so he didn’t tell Riley about it. Jocelyn’s feelings quickly intensified. Her casual messages turned into long paragraphs which Noah received about twice a day. Noah was very clear with Jocelyn though, he loved Riley. She was too stubborn to understand that no means no. She started sending him inappropriate photos, whether it's her, fresh out of the shower with her breasts out, or mirror selfies revealing her bottom.
This caused a rift between Noah and Riley. Noah loved her, but the 19-year-old hormonal side of him caused him to start thinking about and appreciating Jocelyn’s daily presents. He caved. He started texting Jocelyn more, talking about how her photos cause him to become erect, and how he can’t help but masturbate when he sees her.
He wasn’t the most inconspicuous though. He wasn’t great at hiding his messages, he was always very sketchy with his phone when in Riley’s presence. After masturbating so much to Jocelyn’s photos, he started to find Riley unattractive. Whenever Riley would go out of her way to try turn Noah on, it never worked. He was always “too tired”, or “not in the mood.”
This caused Riley’s self-esteem to drop tremendously. She started seeing a therapist to help with her mental state. The root of her problems was that she couldn’t turn Noah on. Miss. Lynn, her therapist, helped a lot. She suggested that they come in for a group session. After weeks of convincing, Noah finally came.
It was a Friday evening, around 5:30. Noah had just gotten off of work and despite his arguments, Riley finally managed to get him to the therapist's office.
“Good evening, Riley!” Greeted Miss. Lynn’s receptionist.
“Noah, just have a seat and I’ll get us signed in,” Riley said as she gestured to a group of seats in the small, rectangular waiting room. Noah sat down, his facial expression screaming that he did not want to be there.
“How are you doing today, Sarah?” Riley asked the receptionist as she filled in some paperwork.
“Not too shabby!” Sarah whispered a little bit. “I see you finally managed to get him to come with you… Everything is prepared by the way..”
“Good, good! It took a lot of convincing, so I’m glad this session is finally happening.” Riley said in a bold and confident tone.
Miss. Lynn walked out of her office.
“Riley! Excellent to see you, my dear! Everything is all set, so can you two come with me?”
Noah sighed and got out of his chair.
“How long is this going to take, babe?” He said in a matter of tone that just screamed douchebag.
“Have a seat.” Miss Lynn directed them to a couch in front of her desk. They obliged and took a seat.
“What seems to be the problem between you two?” Miss Lynn asked.
“No matter how hard I try, I can’t seem to turn on Noah! He’s not even interested in me anymore… I don’t know what to do to even get him sexually aroused!” When Riley said this, she started to choke up and tear.
“I see… and this started when he began messaging his ex-girlfriend?” Miss Lynn’s question took Noah by surprise. How did she know? How did Riley know?
“Yes, Miss Lynn… She’s been sending him nude pictures… I saw him masturbating to them the other day!” Riley exclaimed.
“Wait what- Riley, I wasn’t doing anything! She hasn’t sent me anything like that! It’s just been casual conversations-”
“STOP LYING! Please just stop lying!” Riley practically screamed.
“Noah, is it true that you’ve been sexually pleasuring yourself to your exes nude pictures?” Miss Lynn questioned. All the color from Noah’s face drained.
“No! I mean, yes but no-” Noah stuttered.
“Hmm… I see.” Miss Lynn checked over Riley’s paperwork from before. Riley had her face in her hands.
“We’re going to try something I like to call… ‘Association Therapy’.” Miss Lynn said as she removed herself from her chair and stood up. “Do you have the pictures, Riley?”
“Yes, Miss Lynn,” Riley said as she removed her cellphone from her pocket, and loaded a series of photos.
“Hey- How did you get those?” Noah asked as Riley pulled him out of the chair.
“Noah, dear, this is going to be extremely unpleasant for you, but it’ll help your relationship. You can thank me later.”
“What’s happening?” Noah asked, horrified.
“Undress. Take off all of your clothes.” Miss Lynn demanded. Noah did so very slowly.
“I’m going to show you one of these pictures, every time I do so, Riley is going to submit some form of force into your testicles. The hope is that you’ll remember this pain whenever you see her, and won’t find her sexually attractive. If that doesn’t work, we’ll pop your testicles, and you can become Riley’s personal slave.”
“Riley wait! I’m sorry! Please don’t-” Noah begged, but was cut off by Miss Lynn.
“Let’s begin!” Miss Lynn selected a photo and revealed it to Noah. As soon as his eyes met Jocelyn’s breasts, Riley took her fist, and slammed into Noah’s ballbag. The knuckles of her index finger and middle finger made direct contact with his two testicles. Noah shrieked out in pain.
“Yes! Good! Remember this agony next time Jocelyn sends you a picture of her boobs and you feel the urge to masturbate!” Miss Lynn told Noah.
“Oh wow, does she work out? Look at those glutes!” Miss Lynn said as she showed Noah a picture in which Jocelyn’s rear was in perfect view via a mirror. Noah tensed, expecting instant pain. Riley had a different idea. She waited for his cock to grow from the flaccid noodle it was to its maximum length of 7 and a half inches. Noah couldn’t help himself. As Riley predicted, his cock hardened. By the time it was finished, veins were bulging. Truth be told, he was pretty well endowed.
“How dare you! I’m standing right here and you still get a hard-on? You have some nerve!” Riley yelled at him while she took her right hand, scooped up his two balls, and started squeezing. His breath got harder the tighter she grabbed them. Noah’s testicles were basically popping out of their sack.
“You need to learn!” Riley exclaimed once again as she took her thumb, and started to press into his left testicle. Noah groaned in pain. Those groans started to become cries and shrieks for mercy the harder she pressed.
“RILEY PLEASE! IM SO SORRY PLEASE STOP IT’S ABOUT TO BURST!” Noah screamed. Noah screamed this so loud that even Sarah, the receptionist heard it. She even called Miss Lynn just to make sure everything was okay.
“Riley, sweetie, release his testicle. There is still a lot more photos go through. You don’t want to pop one on only the second photo. What are we going to do with the other 25?” Miss Lynn said calmly. Riley listened and released his ballbag from the prison which is her hand.
Noah grabbed his balls and held them tight. He wished he could just leave. He wished Jocelyn never started texting him again. He wished that he wasn’t so pathetic, that he could control his own manhood.
“Next photo!” Miss Lynn showed him a photo in which Jocelyn was laying on her back, legs spread, fingers deep in her pussy. Riley cocked her fist from under Noah’s balls. She sent an uppercut directly into his bruised balls. Her fist carried his balls directly into hits pelvis. The force between his pelvis and her fist damn near cracked his eggs. Noah screamed so loud that he lost his voice after that. All that came out were raspy attempts to beg. Noah fell to his knees so hard that the room shook.
“Wow, Riley! I don’t think anybody will be sexually arousing him for a long time…” Miss Lynn said with a chuckle. She swiped for the next image. This time it was a 90-second video. Jocelyn was bare naked. She was hovering above a purple dildo suction-cupped to her table. She spread her vaginal lips and dropped down onto the dildo. For the entire duration of the video, she bounced on the dildo.
“This is great! I have an idea for this one! For every bounce, I’m gonna knee you. If you fall to the ground at all or prohibit me from completing my knees, I’ll push you to the ground, restart the video, and every bounce will be a stomp. No promises I don’t destroy them…” She said with a sadistic grin.
“I’ll restart the video for you, sweetie.” Miss Lynn reset the video. It started off slow, but as Jocelyn got hotter, she bounced quicker. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Her knee attacked his genitalia ferociously. Noah couldn’t help but fall to the ground in agony.
“What did I tell you! Get on your back, bitch!” Riley demanded from Noah. He did so, and Riley queued Miss Lynn to restart the video. She took the phone and watched the video so she could deliver every single hit possible. Unluckily for Noah, Riley was wearing knee-high boots with wedges, which was her primary tool for these ball-destroying stomps. She matched the intensity of her stomps with the video. The video started off slow and soft, so Riley raised her foot and softly dropped it on his swollen nut sack. He groaned.
“Be quiet, this is only the beginning!” Riley yelled at him.
Jocelyn’s pace sped up. Riley’s stomps sped up and became much harder. It got to the point where you could hear her boot meet his poor plums. Noah dry heaved; He passed out due to the pain.
It was about 15 minutes later when Noah awoke. He was tied to a chair or at least 3/4s of a chair. Most of the seat was there, but there was a hole where his swollen balls hung.
“Y’know Riley, I’ve done this form of therapy many times in the past, but this is probably the most effective I’ve ever seen it! I’m quite surprised, you’re seemingly an expert when it comes to busting balls.”
“Thank you, Miss Lynn. I grew up with three older brothers. Being the youngest, I always got pushed around and was treated like their bitch. I was about 13 when I realized that those two little… control centers could easily get them to submit. I spent most of my life busting my brother’s balls. They never said anything to our parents, because I told them if they did, I’d destroy them.”
“I have to ask if you knew you could control men this easily with their testicles, why didn’t you try that as soon as you and Noah started having problems.”
“I didn’t want to rush into anything… I wanted to make sure it was something serious before I moved on to the balls. Also, I’ve never ball busted in front of another woman before. I kind of wanted the audience.”
“I understand! To be honest, I’m slightly aroused seeing you destroy your boyfriend's testicles. It’s very… whats the word… pleasuring. Speak of the devil, I think he’s awake!”
Riley got out of her chair and walked over to Noah.
“Remember on our first date when we watched Casino Royale at your house? This’ll really help you remember.” Riley took out a 6-ounce ball attached to a 3-foot long cord. She swung the cord, and cause the ball to meet direct contact with his purple grapes. He cried out, but words couldn’t form. It was just breathless groans and moans.
“Sweetie, we didn’t even show him the picture! Don’t get too overzealous.” Miss Lynn reprimanded.
“Sorry Miss Lynn, at this point I just want to destroy this bastard’s balls!” Riley said in a tone that just displayed how excited she was.
“Listen, you can destroy his balls, but lets at least get through most of the pictures. That way you can have even more fun, and I know my lesson worked at least a little bit.”
“Okay Miss Lynn, whatever you say…” Riley stepped back as Miss Lynn chose another picture.
“This is a good one. Is she deepthroating that dildo?” Miss Lynn asked as she showed Noah. As soon as Noah saw it, the ball crashed into his testicles once again. All Noah could really do was dry heave and pray his balls didn’t rupture right there.
“That was a great hit! I really felt the ball collide into his nuts!” Riley exclaimed with a bright and shining smile on his face.
“How about this, we’ll go through three more photos. On the fourth, you can fully rupture Noah’s testicles. Thankfully, you already signed away his consent so no backlash can come to me!” Miss Lynn said as she gave Noah’s swollen balls a little love tap with her foot.
“Thank you, Miss Lynn! Do you mind if I borrow a hair tie?” Riley asked. Her face definitely showed some serious nut-destroying action was about to go down. Miss Lynn retrieved a hair tie from a desk drawer and handed it to Riley. She took the hair tie, stretched it out, and put it around the base of Noah’s testicles. As swollen as they were, it barely fit. The blue veins in his big, bulbous, red plums really popped.
“No escaping now! Every hit will be as direct as possible. I really hope they don’t break yet so I can have my big finish!” Riley gestured for Miss Lynn to select another photo.
“Wow. Jocelyn is kinky.” Miss Lynn showed Noah a picture of Jocelyn with a red ball gag in her mouth, her legs spread with a foot-long dildo about 7 inches inside of her. Noah’s eyes met her vagina, and Riley’s contraption met his bruised seed-sacks.
“Don’t you fucking pass out on me again!” Riley yelled at him. Riley untied him from the chair and lifted him up.
“Put your balls on the desk!” Riley demanded. She put him in a position wherein his immensely swollen balls rested on Miss Lynn’s desk.
“I’m sorry Miss Lynn, I don’t think I can do another few photos. Find a good last photo please, oh, and can I borrow that trophy?” Riley asked.
“Of course, dear.” Miss Lynn handed her a golden trophy that she had been awarded for her services. Miss Lynn found a photo of Noah’s erect cock to which he had sent to her.
“Perfect. Remember sending her this? I hope you remember having a functional cock!” Riley raised the trophy up above her head and with all the force in her body, she slammed the bottom of the trophy onto his balls.
Noah managed to get an extreme shriek out. It was clear what had happened. The blood filled his ballbag. Riley had ruptured his balls. Just for overkill, she repeatedly hammered them against the desk.
“I hope you enjoyed stroking your cock to that slut!” Riley hollered as Noah collapsed to the floor.
“That felt great… Miss Lynn, thank you for your services. How should we get rid of him?” Riley asked.
“Don’t worry about it, I have janitors for a reason. Have fun, dear.” Miss Lynn smiled at Riley as she left the room.
“Sheesh… what a waste of a good sized penis….” Miss Lynn rolled her eyes and sat back down at her desk, trophy and desk moist with the man-juice that shot out in a result of Noah’s castration.

So with the long wait until No Time to Die, I've decided to do a rewatch of the entire franchise. To kind of add to it all, I want to throw in parody films based on the spy genre for each era. They don't necessarily have to be made in the era, but at least set during the era so I can watch alongside the official EON films. Any help is greatly appreciated.
Here's what I have so far...
The Connery Era (1960s): Casino Royale 1967, The Matt Helm series, In Like Flint, OSS 117: Cario, Nest of Spies, OSS 117: Lost in Rio
The Moore era (1970s-early 80s): The Nude Bomb
The Dalton era (mid 80s-early 90s): Spy Hard, Top Secret!
The Brosnan era (mid 90s-early 00s): Austin Powers series, XXX
The Craig Era (mid 00s-current): Johnny English series, Spy

Howdhee-ho everyone!
So the other day I threw out a Ranking of all the Palaces, and before that one of all the Showtime attacks.
Today I’ll be tackling a ranking of the Phantom Thieves (except for Joker. Because that’s kind of unfair).
As usual, there are spoilers ahead. And this is all just my opinion. It’s cool if you disagree. In fact, if you disagree I’d love to hear your thoughts and reasons!
Anyway, before we begin I’m going to break down what these rankings are based on.
Story - How well are they integrated, and how good is their story.
Confidant - How good is it? Does it flow well?
Codename - Does it fit? Does it sound cool?
Attire - How cool and unique is their costume?
Usefulness - How good are they in combat?
Seems pretty straightforward. So without further ado, let us begin with number 9!
9 - Sumire Yoshizawa
And we’re already going to be controversial! Huzzah!
Look. I know a lot of people love her. But honestly she’s… not all that amazing in my opinion. Time to delve into why!
First off, her story. She is integrated into the story very poorly. She comes up for the odd scene here and there, but she never really does anything of any importance other than drop Kasumi’s pocketbook. But otherwise it REALLY feels like Atlus tried their absolute hardest to just not put her in the game. When she gets her powers she gives a lame excuse as to why she can’t join. Then when she wants to join we’re forced to turn her down with another lame excuse.
Once you get to Maruki’s Palace she becomes the focus… for about 20 minutes. The first like, tenth of the Palace is about her. But once you free her and she joins the Thieves, she unfortunately becomes a sort of background character. She doesn’t really have any motivations beyond “I want to beat Maruki” which is the same motivation everyone has.
I will say, though, that her first awakening is really good. It’s so different from all the other ones because, just like her cognition, it’s all an illusion. So her awakening has this cool illusory effect and the reason for it is basically because people keep telling her she isn’t Kasumi even though she thinks she is.
Now for her Confidant… half of it is worthless. And I mean that literally. Because the first 5 ranks are getting to know Kasumi, not Sumire. When she becomes Sumire again, she literally is the opposite of the first 5 ranks. That means you have half the time to get to know her. And it doesn’t have any real continuity to it. No real flowing, overarching story. It’s sort of just “Hang out with Sumire”. Kinda lame. Sorry.
Now, her Codename is Violet. And I get that “Sumire” in English is Violet but I don’t really see anything Violet about her. Her hair is red. Violets are… er… violet. Her clothes are black. I dunno. It’s just kinda weird. Like, it doesn’t really have anything to do with her. And I don’t feel like a translation is much of a codename.
Now for her attire. It’s cool. BUT… it’s also just fem-Joker. I know that was sort of her original concept. But I don’t really like it. I don’t like that her clothes are just Joker’s clothes but on a woman. Her mask is kinda cool though. And honestly I really like the rapier and rifle. It’s really damn sweet.
Finally; her usefulness in combat. She’s actually pretty solid, but that’s basically only because in the single Palace where she’s available almost every enemy is weak to Bless, which she has. She DOES have a heal ability and high crit though. So even if you’re using her, say, in Mementos or in the challenge battles she’s decent.
Overall; wasted potential. It’s a real shame too because I think if she were actually in this game I could end up liking her.
8 - Makoto Nijima
Hot take pt 2, Nuclear Damage Boogaloo!
Yeah listen. I’m one of the 4 people alive who doesn’t really like Makoto. I know everyone is going to yell at me and downvote this so hard I end up stuck in the chamber of the Holy Grail. But still. This is how I feel.
For story… here’s the thing. Makoto is introduced in a terrible way. As they say, first impressions are hard to erase. And her first impression is incredibly standoffish and rude. And honestly, her like second through fifteenth impressions follow suit. It’s either her being a bitch, or her being really dumb. Then she awakens to her Persona for… no real reason? I’ll get into it more later with other characters, but normally the awakening comes after a powerful realization. So, Ryuji learning that Kamoshida broke his leg on purpose, for fun. Or Ann learning Kamoshida raped Shiho. Makoto… doesn’t learn anything new. Kaneshiro just repeats that he expects to be paid his money. And after she awakens, much like Sumire is for Maruki, she’s not really relevant to the Palace. She doesn’t have some deep, backstory linked reason to take Kaneshiro down. So she just kind of falls in line with the rest of the crew. However, I will admit that she does hold down a pretty necessary place in the group. She essentially is the person forcing the plot forward when others get off track. I don’t really think this adds anything to her character, but I realize that without her it would just be “Ryuji, Ann, Yusuke, and Futaba being meme lords while Morgana and Haru laugh to themselves about who knows what.”
And I think most people agree her confidant is bad. Like 80% of it is Makoto being super nosy and poking into a random NPCs personal life while Joker… is there. Like, Joker’s presence is irrelevant here. And unlike basically everyone else, she doesn’t learn anything. She just ends up being right. Her NPC friend’s boyfriend is just trying to sell her off as a prostitute. We don’t even really know how their friendship plays out after that. It just kind of abruptly ends and is pointless.
Her Codename is Queen. Because… she doesn’t play chess. Or Shogi. Nor is she royalty. Nor does she lead the team. Nor is her attire regal. Like the name has nothing to do with her as a character. So yeah. Pretty not great name.
Her Thief attire is… Okay? It's kind of bland. It's just like a grey leather armor set. I don't dislike it, but I do think it's a little uninspired. Oh. And I do truly hate her mask. It's like… And iron slab. That's all. Like I said, it's really not noteworthy.
And now her usefulness… Makoto is weird because her best build is having her be “just okay” at everything. You can build her to be a physical attacker. And she’ll be decent but never eclipse Ryuji. You can build her as a mage but she’ll never eclipse Ann. You can build her as a healer and she’ll never eclipse Morgana. It's best to just have her with decent magic, decent phys, and decent heals. But then… There's not really a reason to use her over the BETTER phys, magics, and healers.
So yeah. Makoto is… She's there. She is a part of the team.
7 - Haru Okumura
“Who is the real criminal here, in this building? Haru Okumura!”
I doubt this one will be as controversial. Unfortunately Haru got the short end when it comes to this game. Her presence (or lack thereof) isn't as bad as Sumire but it's pretty minimal.
So Haru is unfortunately barely involved in her own arc. She is overshadowed by Morgana until he rejoins. She then gets her time to shine when she awakens and then… That's it. That's all she does. It REALLY hurts honestly because I do like Haru. But she got screwed because they gave Morgana an arc here that I don't think he needed. Her awakening scene is really good though. But I’ll be ranking those another day.
Her confidant line is awesome though. Going with Haru and trying to guide her as she stumbles through running the company her father left behind is excellent. You really get a down to Earth view of her larger than life character as she struggles with real emotions. She deals with feeling she can't trust anyone while she tries to pick up the broken fragments of her life by befriending Joker. It's so good. Seriously. I love this confidant. Also vegetables.
Her codename is Noir, which means Black in French. And it’s to remind her that the Phantom Thieves are not necessarily morally good people. It’s interesting, and I think it fits the very French style of her attire. I like it, but I wish she had something more suiting. Though it IS better than Beauty Thief.
Haru’s thief clothes are also cool. They’re one of the only sets that isn't mostly black. Sure she has some black parts, but also some pink and white. And with most of the others having drab, black clothes it really stands apart. Plus her hat is absolutely awesome and looks fantastic. Her mask is cool too. It's the only one that doesn't seem kinda outlandish. And the whole ensemble fits the motif of the femme fatale.
And Haru is pretty useful, but not overly so. I mean, her magic and physical skills are just okay. But she has the two damage reflect skills which are awesome. Really helpful in a pinch. And her gun is great for tech attacks.
6 - Morgana
“Hey! Monamona!”
Now I don’t want anyone to think I dislike Morgana. Because I love my boy. But I do think he gets outshined by everyone else.
In the story, he is essentially the main driving force of the Thieves (and not just because he’s a car). Without Morgana the Thieves wouldn’t have started, and you’d have no idea how to do anything. Plus, he’s always there to provide his take on situations, and assist.
Well, except for one part. The main part that drags him down.
The Okumura arc and Morgana have been discussed into the ground. But if you want my brief take; I think he is definitely in the wrong in the argument, and I don’t really think he grows as a character. It’s more like he shrinks as a character then reverts back to normal.
Now, Morgana doesn’t really have a confidant line. He ranks up automatically. But honestly I don’t mind. Joker spends more time with Morgana than literally everyone else. So I think you get the equivalent feel from just always having him around.
Gods above I hate Morgana’s codename. Because it isn’t a codename. It’s a shortening of Morgana. That would be like someone named Robert going “So my codename is Rob”. Like… that’s not a codename. That isn’t how codenames work. DAMMIT RYUJI WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE PICKED SOMETHING BETTER?! ...Ah well. This one sucks. Let’s move on.
His thief attire is great too. I kinda wish his head wasn’t so… bobble-heady. But I get that Japanese games tend to do that kind of thing. I do like how it’s essentially a fuzzy onesie with a hood though.
As for his use, remember how earlier I said speccing Makoto as a healer doesn’t eclipse Morgana? That’s still true… BUT… honestly Morgana isn’t that much better. Because healing isn’t related to stats. It’s more related to the abilities they get. And the only thing Morgana gets over Makoto is resurrection spells. Plus he’s super squishy. He has like 200 HP at level 99 which is basically nothing. If he gets hit by a lightning attack it’s basically over. And because his confidant is automatic, you don’t get a lot of his good abilities until later in the game.
Sorry, kitty. I still love you. But you ARE kinda useless…
5 - Yusuke Kitagawa
“A breathtaking sight!”
I love my boy Yusuke. It helps that he’s voiced by Matt Mercer, and that one of his battle lines is “How do you want to do this?” But honestly, Yusuke is one of my favorite characters.
Let’s start off as usual. Yusuke is first introduced as a sort of antagonist… well, it actually may be more accurate to say that WE are the antagonists. Yusuke really just wants to be left alone to make art at first and the Thieves kind of push themselves onto him. It’s a really interesting way to show how some people feel about the Thieves’ ideals. Basically, he doesn’t want to be saved but we want to save him. And while he’s a bit quirky, he is the best part of this arc. And his awakening is sick. as. fuck. Unfortunately though, I do think he falls off after his arc here. He quickly becomes “the guy who is there to just be quirky and weird”. And while that’s okay, I feel like he doesn’t really DO anything after Madarame’s arc wraps up.
I absolutely love his confidant line. Essentially Yusuke is in a slump. He can’t make any art because he feels his heart is clouded. So Joker begins going around with him to try to help him out. Some of the scenes are actually hilarious, like the boat scene, and the church scene. And some are very touching. The main events, too, are fantastic. The part where he presents his painting “Desire” and all the art snobs talk about how bad it is (which I don’t get at all. I think it’s a phenomenal painting) is great because it shows a different, more pessimistic side of Yusuke. Then at the end he takes that very same painting and makes a change to it, then renames it “Desire and Hope” (and it’s still awesome) and everyone praises it because he’s realized that his friends are his “hope” which will keep him from giving into his desires and becoming distorted. This shit is great. I love it. Probably one of my favorite confidant lines.
Obviously Fox works for Yusuke. Because his mask is a fox. It’s pretty self explanatory. It’s not amazing. It’s not bad. It just fits.
And Yusuke’s Thief Attire is awesome. It’s like a leather jacket with a massive collar. And his mask is fantastic. The only thing I don’t really like about his costume is the tail. Not because of how the tail looks, but because of its placement. It’s like… weirdly along his leg instead of in the center of his back. It’s just kind of off-center and it bothers me. But that’s just a bit of a nitpick. Otherwise I love his costume. In fact I think it’s my third favorite behind Akechi and… uh… Akechi. Eh. We’ll get to that later.
Now for his combat ability. By all rights Yusuke shouldn’t be that great. I mean, Ryuji does far more physical damage than him, and Ann does a lot more magic damage. He also doesn’t have any amazing buff or debuff skills. HOWEVER… this man crits more than a weighted 20-sided die. This could just be my own personal experience, but I swear every third physical attack from Yusuke is a crit. It’s bananas. So he’s great, if a bit unreliable, for setting up big Baton Pass damage.
So yeah. I love Yusuke. I just wish he was more important in the story after his recruitment, and a little better in combat.
4 - Ryuji Sakamoto
“FOR REAL?!”
Ryuji gets my fourth spot. I love this boy. But he has one major thing holding him back.
His confidant is ass. But we’ll get to that.
We need to first start this properly. Ryuji is one of the main focuses of this story. I know a lot of people say he stops being relevant after Kamoshida but that’s… just… false? Like. Factually incorrect. I mean, just because his “arc” is done doesn’t mean he isn’t relevant to the plot anymore. He’s more relevant than anyone I have listed before him on this list.
I mean, let’s look at this factually. Ryuji is the primary force pushing to change Madarame’s heart. This isn’t really about Yusuke. But more about how he wants to take down evil people. Without Ryuji, we give up on Madarame when Yusuke decides to kick us out.
Without Ryuji, Makoto gets sold as a sex slave. Ryuji throws himself INTO TRAFFIC to save her. None of the rest of us were going to.
Without Ryuji, Haru’s fiance drags her off and we never help her or recruit her. Because Ryuji is the only one who stands up to him. Well… except for Morgana. But he gets kicked into a brick wall because he’s a cat.
Anyways, let’s talk about him in Kamoshida’s arc. I actually think this is where he’s the weakest. Because this arc is more about Ann than him. We establish that Ryuji wants to stop Kamoshida, and is upset that Kamoshida broke his leg. But that isn’t really his reasoning behind fighting Kamoshida. He wants to take him down for the same reason he wants to take down every Palace ruler. He hates people lording their power over others. I actually like that Ryuji doesn’t really change as a character either, because he is the most pure hearted boy in this game. He doesn’t need to change.
Anyway. His confidant sucks unfortunately. It’s not quite as bad as Makoto, but like hers, Joker isn’t really needed here. This whole thing is basically Ryuji dealing with the track team, who hates him. He does come to the realization that sometimes he needs to accept a loss so other people can feel better, and that he doesn’t need to be liked by everyone so long as his friends like him. It’s nice. But like I said, the storyline is sloppy and Joker being there doesn’t matter for like 90% of it.
Now Skull makes sense. Because his mask… is a skull. And his persona is a Pirate, which are famous for skull imagery. So uh. Ya’know. It works,
I love Ryuji’s Thief garb. It’s cool as shit. A leather jacket, necktie, his awesome mask, and the badass metal spikes on his back are sweet. My only complaint is the complaint I have with a lot of these. It’s… it’s just black. Like, I wish there was more coloration for these costumes. Most of them are like 95% black.
Finally, Ryuji is awesome in combat. He’s definitely the strongest as far as physical damage, he gets Charge to make his physical STRONGER, he has a ton of HP, and he has a full party attack up. As well as some decent lightning damage to hit weaknesses and baton pass but well...everyone has that. Even so, this dude is a heavy hitting tank. He does crazy damage with physical attacks. And he never leaves my team once he’s on… in fact, that’s the case with everyone on the team from here up.
So yeah. I love my son. Stop bullying Ryuji.
3 - Futaba Sakura
“Mwehehehe!”
Little sister gremlin gets the third spot and I love her. Futaba is one of my favorite characters in the game in general.
Firstly, her story is absolutely incredible. I think she has the most relation to her Arc because… well it's ABOUT her. Normally the arcs are about two or three people. For example, Madarame and Yusuke share and arc. Kamoshida, Ann, and Ryuji share an arc. But here this is 100% about Futaba. And I really like how it works. A girl whose mom was involved with dangerous people has her mind shut down while she’s walking with her young daughter. She collapses into the street and dies, and the daughter blames herself and shuts herself away from the world. It hurt the old heart. And even after she joins, Futaba maintains an important role. She fills the role of an informant. We need some info? Futaba’s on it. We need to get into a database? Futaba. We need to rig casino games? Futaba.
Her confidant line is also great. She’s spent years locked away and we need to help her break out of her shell by doing more and more difficult tasks. And it ends in the same location it begins, but with a totally different feeling. It’s a lot like Yusuke’s where he has a painting everyone hates, then one everyone loves. Futaba starts in Akihabara and is terrified of the crowds around her. But at the end she goes to Akihabara and spends hours there, completely on her own, because she was “having fun”. It’s awesome. The only thing I don’t like is the bit with Kana. There’s a part where, for whatever reason, she spies on a grade-school friend whose parents basically forced her into porn modeling. It’s weird, unnecessary, and barely related to the overall “plot” of her confidant.
Now as I said, Futaba plays the informant role. So Oracle works very well. It’s great too because it’s the only name besides Joker that isn’t super on the nose. Until this point we have Skull, Fox, and Panther, who are just named after their Masks, Queen whose name makes no sense, and Mona which is… just his name. Oracle is basically a metaphor for how she guides the party by examining their surroundings and working to guide them. It’s sweet.
Now, I really like her outfit. I think the cool tron looking stuff is great. It’s mostly black with these cool green lines that are fantastic. However… I hate her “mask”. Don’t get me wrong, I think the goggles fit her character. But they just looks do dumb. Like, they make her look like a frog. It kinda sucks.
And Futaba in combat is kind of weird. Because she doesn’t actually fight. Instead she offers party buffs or enemy debuffs as fights go on. She can do things like increase your attack, decrease enemy attack, heal you, give you SP, and more. She gets even more abilities in Royal which are amazing. Futaba plays a small but critical role here that can’t be filled by anyone else (Literally. Morgana tries for the first half of the game).
So Futaba is fantastic. The only things holding her back are her mask, and Kana.
2 - Ann Takamaki
“This beautiful rose has thorns!”
So this probably isn’t surprising since she’s my #2 spot on this list, but Ann is my, as the kids say, “Best girl”. She’s great. Honestly behind my #1 on this list I think she’s just outright the best character.
Time to delve in to why!
First, as I said before, the story of Kamoshida’s arc is very much about her. She is the person who has lost the most to him, and he is actively blackmailing and pressuring her the entire arc. Then, when her best friend tries to kill herself because Kamoshida is a dickhead, she goes into full on revenge mode. But she spares Kamoshida in the end. Not because she’d feel badly about killing him, but because she feels he needs to repent.
The rest of the game is spent with Ann being the kindest member of the team. However we still see that emotional volatility we saw with Kamoshida. For example, she is the person who fights to help Yusuke. Nobody else really seems to care about Yusuke one way or the other. But Ann wants to take down Madarame to help him. Even after the whole nude modeling fiasco. But when Madarame tricks them and reveals that he “killed” Yusuke’s mom, Ann gets PISSED. It’s clear she cares for other people to such an extent that seeing them being treated unfairly makes her angry. Heck, she’s the one who is pushing against Makoto the hardest at the beginning, but when Makoto gets in trouble, Ann is the first one to run after her, and then the first to befriend her and apologize. This continues for the rest of the game. Ann is fucking great. She’s seriously like the most emotional party member in the best way.
We see this more in her confidant, which I think is one of the best ones. It builds off of Kamoshida’s arc, with Shiho in the hospital. Ann is struggling because she wants to show Shiho that she has a “Strong heart” in order to inspire Shiho to get better. But she doesn’t really know how to go about this and asks Joker for help. After a run in with Mika (whose heart I am still upset we did not get to change) Ann decides she wants to be the #1 model around by trying her absolute hardest.
The rest of her confidant revolves around this. She wants to be the absolute best to inspire Shiho. At the end, she succeeds and Shiho not only recovers, but loves life again, all because of Ann.
Then, in her final rank, Ann decides that she wants to keep this drive to be the best. Not for Shiho or herself, but for anyone else who is downtrodden so she can show them that determination can get you anywhere. It’s so damn good.
Now, her Codename. Panther. Because her mask… is a cat mask. And her costume has a tail. That’s it. I dunno. It fits.
Now, I love her costume but not for the reasons you may expect. It is the ONLY costume where the primary color ISN’T. BLACK. There is NO black on her costume. And I also love the color scheme aside from that. The red looks fantastic, and the pink on her gloves is a good compliment. And honestly, I think her mask looks fantastic. It’s one of the best ones.
And finally, her combat skills. She was good in P5, but she is INCREDIBLE in P5R.
First, she is the highest magic damage dealer with a Severe multi-target attack, both fire boost and amp, and like, 85 magic at level 99. If you wanted you could throw on a charm or guard to bump that to 99.
She also gets concentrate so it’s even more ridiculous. And a FULL PARTY variant with her Tier 3 Persona.
She has sleep moves, which are the best for setting up technicals, meaning better baton passes
And she can heal if necessary.
Ann can literally destroy (everything). In my recent playthrough on hard she took out all of Yaldy’s arms during the ominous light converging phase (except the one immune to fire) in a single hit. It’s actually insane.
There is no reason not to use her. In fact, I’d argue she’s the single best party member for combat and honestly, it’s not even close.
Ann is amazing, and I wish more people realized that instead of going “LOL FANSERVICE CHARACTER”
1 - Goro Akechi
“That one got betrayed by its teammate! I wonder how THAT feels!”
Now, let me discuss the thing everyone is going to yell about. I know this is a list ranking the Thieves and he never officially joins but like… come on. He’s on the team for two full Palaces, and both of those Palaces heavily feature him. So I’m counting him. And I know people hate him. But he belongs in the #1 spot. Just follow me on this.
Firstly, the story is more about him than any character. Every single thing that happens up until Shido’s Palace begins involves Akechi. While the Thieves are slowly changing the cognition of the world to make life better, he’s off killing people like Wakaba, Okumura, and all of Shido’s political rivals. He’s involved with the Shujin Principal, who he kills. He was messing around in Madarame’s Palace, as well as Kaneshiros. He killed Futaba’s mom and set up the fake Medjed. He killed Okumura. He set the group up so he can kill Joker. This entire game is as much about him as it is Joker. Hell, Yaldy even selected him to be the anti-Joker. And in the final Palace, he’s got the most riding on it. He wants to beat Maruki KNOWING he’ll die because he doesn’t want others dictating his future.
Then we have his confidant in P5R it is AMAZING. Now, it is just a bunch of random hangouts. However what we see is him slowly coming to be friends with Joker. He sees Joker as a sort of friendly rival. Someone who can actually challenge him. But once Akechi learns that Joker is actually one of the Phantom Thieves he feels betrayed. He realizes the “friend” he made is actually his enemy, and someone he needs to kill. He grows a hate for Joker because his first and only friend turned out to be an enemy. It’s just insane. I love it.
Now his codename, Crow. It’s great because, at first, he says that it’s to disguise his true identity, but in actuality it’s to show his real identity underneath his disguise. Also, Crows are often called a “Murder” and well… you know what kind of person Akechi is.
His attire is also awesome. BOTH of them. I love his first one because it has an almost 1800’s military feel to it. It’s basically a white officer’s uniform with a badass red cape. I’m not the biggest fan of the mask here but I don’t dislike it.
His SECOND outfit, however… It’s so damn good. I don’t even care. He looks like fucking Darth Vader mixed with Spawn. It’s so cool. And the mask is amazing. It’s a black helmet that looks outright demonic. This shit is amazing.
Now for his use as a teammate.
In Sae’s Palace he’s insane. He has almighty attacks, as well as both curse and bless in the forms of normal attacks and insta-kills. And we know insta-kills are B U S T E D.
Then in Maruki’s Palace… holy hell.
So this is my experience and I’ve seen a lot of people disagree. But I’ve had him out damage Ryuji with physical attacks WITHOUT using charge. Laevetain and Riot Gun absolutely obliterate shit. And his ultimate power from his tier 3 is busted. It’s a colossal Almighty attack and it does SO. MUCH. DAMAGE.
Plus he has Debilitate which is just so good.
God. Akechi is amazing. He’s such a good anti-Hero and, I’d argue, probably the best character in the game. Though not necessarily the best *person* (That’s Ann. Fight me if you really want to).
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this, and have been enjoying these rankings. I’ve been having fun writing them and I like hearing you guys’ opinions. So throw your thoughts down below! I’d love to hear from you!
As for what comes next… I was thinking either Bosses, Awakenings, or Teammate Personas. What would you want to see? And do you guys have any ideas?

I have joined the "stay at home and evaluate your pile for what you can destash" trend. Hopefully some of you can benefit from my hoarding!
Make me offers, will definitely give you a good deal if you bundle! I just ask that you try to be reasonable with your offers please (aka please no extreme lowballing). I just want these items to be used by someone who will love them. Everything will be sprayed down with rubbing alcohol and then wiped down (and cleaned to look nice) with a clorox bleach wipe prior to shipment!
Mostly looking to sell but open to swaps, although Im trying to be pretty picky about what Im bringing into my collection.
If an item has a strikethrough it means that it was sold.
No minimum but please no ghosting. Its totally fine if you change your mind, just let me know! I will wait up to 2 hours for a response from you; after that I will move on to the next interested person.
Some items have been purchased here on MUE (before all the virus stuff started happening), usage will be noted. Most items are very lightly used or even just swatched. All items that were RIS were cleaned by spritzing them with rubbing alcohol.
Payment: F&F if you are comfortable with that or G&S.
Shipping: Will be determined based on weight and your zip code. Im happy to ship anywhere as long as you cover your shipping costs.
If you want to see a better picture of something let me know, I know some of these pictures have really potato quality.
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Verification Album: https://imgur.com/a/PonMqEN
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Huda Neon Obsessions Orange: BN, untouched.
Huda Neon Obsessions Pink: BN, untouched.
Huda Neon Obsessions Green: swatched.
Huda Nude Obsessions Light: BNIB, untouched.
Huda Nude Obsessions Rich: BNIB, untouched.
Huda Mauve Obssessions: light use
Huda Smokey Obssessions: light use
Huda Emerald Obssessions: light use
Nomad Cosmetics Lago di Como palette: BNIB, untouched
Nomad Cosmetics Toscana palette: BNIB, untouched
Colourpop Birds of Paradise: BNIB, untouched
Makeup Geek All that Glitters (isn't always gold) palette: BNIB but the purple shade came loose so I pushed it back down into place
Viseart Bridal Satin: light use
Charolette Tilbury Walk of Shame Quad: light use
Charolette Tilbury The Vintage Vamp Quad: light use
Charolette Tilbury Dreamgasm Quad: light use
Sydney Grace's Autmn's Reign Palette: Brand New eyeshadow pans. never swatched. will not come in this magnetic palette. They will be shipped in individual pan packaging so they are secure. I do have some magnetic palettes if interested, just let me know in the messages. I just don't want to part with the one in the picture lol.
Dose Sassy Siennas: BNIB
Urban Decay Little Buzzed mini honey palette: BN, untouched
Too Faced Tickled Peach: light use
Too Faced Shake your Palm Palms: swatched
Too Faced Hot Buttered Rum: swatched
Cat Mermaid Palette: Palette that I frankensteined with cat/mermaid print paper. The magnetic closure is pretty strong! Has a few Juvias Place depots in it and two looxi beauty shadows (snow cone and screwball).
Bundle of 4 Makeup Geek eyeshadow pans: Casino, Thrive, Daydreamer, and Nostalgic. All unswatched but nostalgic got a nick in it when it put it back in its sleeve after this picture. Bundling to save on shipping costs and a trip to the post office. I got these in their most recent sale so all 4 for $5 would be totally fine by me.
Milk eye pigment in Mermaid Parade: BN
Too Faced Sweet Peach Glow palette: lightly used.
Charlotte Tilbury Instant Look in a Palette Smokey Eye Beauty: RIS
Charlotte Tilbury Glowing, Pretty Skin Palette: RIS
ABH Moonchild Highlighter Palette: BN
TheBalm Girls GetAway Trio: BN
IT Ombre Radiance Bronzer: BNIB
Becca Endless Summer Glow blush/bronzer: BNIB
Becca Royal Glow Highlight: swatched
Becca DS Vanilla Quartz highlight: swatched
Too Faced Candlelight Glow: used x2
Nars Orgasm Illuminating Loose Powder: BN, sealed
Charlotte Tilbury Cheek to chic first love blush: RIS, swatched
Too Faced Fruit Cocktail Blush Duo in Strobeberry: RIS and swatched by me
Becca Blush in Flowerchild: light use
Becca Blush DS in Camellia: light use
Too Faced Cocoa Powder Foundation in Fair: used around 5 times.
MAC Waterweight Foundation in NW13: RIS, at least 90% left. Nevermind, just read the mods post about not selling liquid foundation at the moment!!
MAC Strobe Cream: RIS
Smashbox Photo Finish Reduce Redness : travel size used x1
IT Brow Powder in Neutral Taupe: BN

Hello, fellow Persona fans. Time for another long post about Persona 5, a game that, ever since I've played it, haven't been able to stop talking about. Persona 5 has many phenomenal moments in its story, so, well, I guess I'll have to go over some of favorite moments throughout the whole story/game. To be honest, it took me a while for me to consolidate my personal top 5 moments, since there are simply so many great moments throughout the entire game.
Some quick honorable mentions, in chronological order:

• Joker's Persona Awakening
• Boss Fight versus Shadow Kamoshida
• Eating Hot Pot with Yusuke
• Makoto's Persona Awakening
• Going to the Beach with Futaba
• The Futaba Cannon
• Ryuji Saves Everyone ^{(let's ignore the part afterward})
• Lavenza and the Reveal of the False God
• The Final Showdown with Yaldabaoth

Now onto my list:
Number 5: Ann Takamaki Gains Some Weight. During their plans to change Madarame's heart, the Phantom Thieves find themselves stuck in quite the sticky situation: Yusuke, confounded by his abusive teacher Madarame, has blackmailed Ann to pose nude for his work of art, or the Phantom Thieves will be reported to the police. The Phantom Thieves also need to open a "cognitive door" in Madarame's Palace. Consequently, they hatch quite an effective plan. I have to admit, the first time I saw Ann dressed in thirty layers of clothes in Yusuke's art room, I had to stop myself from laughing out loud. Following this scene, Ann continues to distract Yusuke with her rather prestigious acting skills, to Yusuke's continual flustering, forming the iconic interaction of this scene while a rather nervous Morgana attempts to unlock the door to the storage room. But once the door to the storage room opens, the comedic tone of the scene quickly shifts as Yusuke and then Madarame sees copies and copies of the Sayuri painting. When Ann unveils the cloth over a painting sitting on a stand, she reveals the true Sayuri and the full depth of Madarame's treachery: an "artist teacher" who had not only harshly treated and brainwashed his pupils into doing his bidding, but who had also plagiarized the creations of his students, treated them as his own, and produced copies of them in order for money and fame. Yusuke, meanwhile, wishes to believe that his teacher is innocent, but in the corner of his mind, he begins to realize that he has been manipulated for his entire life. This entire sequence of events, being one of Ann's most triumphantly comedic moments throughout the entire course of the game while also blending perfectly with the start of Yusuke's realization of his teacher's abuse and paving the path for his rebellion, is why this deserves the Number 5 spot.
Number 4: Goro Akechi Battles the Phantom Thieves. Undoubtedly the foil to the Phantom Thieves' friendship, Akechi's failure to develop any meaningful friends, overconfidence in his own ability to solve any problem by himself, and simultaneous dependence and hatred on the wrong person, Shido, leads to his eventual downfall that occurs in this battle. The battle between Akechi and the Phantom Thieves has been building up for every single VIP that the Phantom Thieves defeat in Shido's Palace, giving us cutscenes depicting Akechi's traumatic upbringing, his assertion that he will take down the rest of the Thieves, and then his eventual realization of the phone. It's no surprise to the player that he eventually shows up before the confrontation with Shadow Shido. The confrontation with Akechi in the engine room is one of two boss fights in the game with a non-shadow (more on that on Number 3), and the only boss battle with another Persona user, a Wild Card at tha, and as a result benefits from being unique. Akechi is shown to be able to nearly defeat all of the Phantom Thieves strategically by himself, and in this battle, he is capable of nearly defeating all of the Phantom Thieves in combat by himself as well. One can only imagine how much his hubris and uncontrolled hatred hinders his potential. Ultimately, Akechi never overcomes the flaw that each one of the Phantom Thieves were able to overcome themselves: the seeking of validation and love from the wrong people. He has never known trust or love from anyone in his life, his path to a villain is tragic, and even though at the end he realizes his faults and attempts to redeem himself, it is too late. The boss fight with Akechi is a culmination of the character arc of the most fascinating character in Persona 5, making it one of the most iconic moments in the entire game.
Number 3: Showdown in Shifting Sand Land. A lot about Futaba's Palace makes it extremely unique in Persona 5. The palace is the largest in the entire game, most of it is a desert wasteland. The entire palace itself is a metaphor exploring the trauma of the loss of Futaba's mother. Futaba's shadow is not hostile in the traditional way; instead, the palace is filled with traps and puzzles. Oh, and did I mention the boss fight? This is the only palace in which one is not sure what kind of boss one will face at the end. Every other palace has the player facing off against an abusive adult's shadow, like Kamoshida, Madarame, etc. But Futaba's Palace... the weird, hideous, titanic, Cognitive Wakaba sphinx absolutely delivers: she rips off the top of the pyramid and pounces on the Phantom Thieves. The Phantom Thieves are left desperately fighting with a monster they can barely comprehend and barely scratch. Meanwhile, Futaba accidentally enters her own Palace, and the following scenes, the final scenes of Futaba overcoming her illusion of her mother--the realization that her mother loved her, and it was the men in the the black suits, the Conspiracy, who had been forging lies and using her, culminating in the awakening of her UFO Persona, and Futaba's vow of vengeance on par with Inigo Montoya, makes it one of the compelling and triumphant Persona Awakenings of the entire game. The battle with Cognitive Wakaba shifts dramatically in favor to the Phantom Thieves as they use the ballista that Futaba hacks into the Metaverse to shoot down the sphinx and batter her with attacks, bringing one of the most intense boss battles in Persona 5 to a fist-pumping, triumphant end. I also liked the ending "Palace Escape" scenes with Makoto showing off driving skills on par with Dominic Toretto (but that's merely a small cherry on top of a massive, delectable cake).
Number 2: The Aftermath of Saving the World. This is the only spot on this Top 5 list consisting of a non-climactic moment, but this moment definitely deserves its spot at Number 2. If there is one theme of Persona 5 directly applicable to the protagonist himself, it's the theme of building bonds and helping others, pretty much every social link in the game (other than Igor or Akechi) is about helping other people with the troubles in their lives and building bonds of trust and friendship with them. The scenes following the defeat of Yaldabaoth, starting from Joker's turning himself in, is the ultimate reinforcement of this essential theme. Every one of the Phantom Thieves helps to deliver a testimony and case in the favor of your innocence. Every confidant that you've maxed out, is delivering support to your side, and asking others to help you as well. Some of my favorites among the confidants include Mishima, the one character in Persona 5 portrayed to be the ultimate loser, but whose desperation to help out a friend is intimately heartwarming and also speaks to his development over the course of his confidant; Toranosuke, who delivers an inspiring monologue in front of the Diet Building to help out a friend in trouble, suggesting that not all politicians in the world want to run for office for power; and Ohya, whose usual carefree self is replaced with a sense of dire seriousness, and actually travels to the scene of "the crime" in order to gather support of the protagonists' innocence. This moment in the story also acts as one of the major section of Persona 5's critique of Japanese society, specifically the criminal justice system: even with Yaldabaoth and Shido defeated, injustice and unfairness still exist in society, and people need to get up and do something in order to protest and oppose such injustice. Finally, Sae's mention of transitioning to a defense attorney, at the end of the protagonist's confinement, completes her redemption arc and reclaiming of her original sense of justice. Speaking of Niijima...
Number 1: The Greatest Gamble of Niijima. The end of Niijima's Palace is a moment all players have been waiting for: you return to the original point in the game: the escape from Niijima's casino, evading police officers, following the defeat of Shadow Sae. Except that the police have completely surrounded you, and you have been sold out by a member of your group. You are drugged, thrown into an underground interrogation cell, and Sae walks in to interrogate you about the Phantom Thieves. Under impossible odds, you manage to convince Sae of the Phantom Thieves' innocence and her of your unwavering sense of justice. At the end, however, you remember something: a phone, which needs to be shown to the true culprit, quickly revealed to be Akechi. The real twist however, was not that Akechi was a traitor to the Phantom Thieves, it was that the Phantom Thieves had realized his treachery and had prepared a counterattack! When I first saw the screen effects of entering the Metaverse when Sae showed the phone to Akechi, I (kind of) immediately realized what the Phantom Thieves had planned, and my jaw dropped in genius. What a subversive twist. The best part about the Phantom Thieves' strategy to counterattack Akechi, however, was the utilization of the story's hard magic system to the Phantom Thieves' advantage. Such a plot twist, which takes advantage of the story's fantastical elements in a logical and meaningful way, is what makes the Thieves' victory extremely convincing. The Phantom Thieves know how the Cognitive Metaverse is shaped based off of a person's perception of the world, and they check the interrogation room beforehand to ensure this is true. Many other small details then fall into place: stealing a fake treasure from Niijima's Palace, leading Sae back to the interrogation room in order to exit the Metaverse, and tying up the cognitive replica of Akechi. However, it's not just this plot twist that makes this scene phenomenal: the sequence of escaping Niijima's Palace during the police raid, the display of the protagonist's suicide and all of the other Phantom Thieves' reactions, and culminating in Ryuji's iconic "we got em." By the way, when I was referring to "The Greatest Gamble of Niijima," I was referring to Makoto.
I'm interested in hearing about what your Top 5 moments are in Persona 5 (vanilla), and comments on your thoughts on why you think those moments are so great. Also, aside from the other various Persona awakenings, where there seems to be a lot of varied opinions, did I miss any great moments in this Top 5 or the above honorable mentions?
I'm still not sure when I'll play Royal since I kind of need to cool down a bit on Vanilla.

The Lineup is out, bold denotes acts that ended up on the lineup
This is a list of acts that are potentially playing OSLs 2019. I intend to update this list via edit from now until the lineup drop. If you want to add someone to this list just comment below and I will modify the list and credit your handle next to the edit. If you want to find someone in particular quickly I suggest you use ctrl F.

• Fesitval Key:
  
• Co = Coachella: April 12th-14th & 19th-21st
  
• RL = Rolling Loud (Miami): May 10th-12th
  
• Ha = Hangout: May 17th-19th
  
• BC = Boston Calling: May 24th-26th
  
• GB = Governors Ball: May 31st-June 2nd
  
• Bo = Bonnaroo: June 13th-16th
  
• Fi = Firefly: June 21st-23rd
  
• Fo = Forecastle: July 12th-14th
  
• Mo = Mo Pop: July 27th-28th
  
• Lo = Lollapalooza: August 1st-4th
  
• Os = Osheaga: August 2nd-4th
  

POTENTIAL HEADLINERS

• Adele: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Billy Joel: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Bjork: added 12/18/18: Ispilledsomething
• Bruce Springsteen (and the E Street Band): 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Cher: added 1/11/19: blvchsheep_sf
• Childish Gambino (Co, Bo, Lo) added 8/13/18: blvcksheep_sf
• Coldplay: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Daft Punk: added 8/13/18: MattressMan71
• Depeche Mode: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Dianna Ross: added 2/12/19: COAchillENT
• Drake: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• The Eagles: added 3/4/19: German-Santa
• Eminem: added 8/13/18: bigpavelski35
• Eric Clapton: added 12/11/18: jdlyons81
• Foo Fighters: added 8/13/18: NICOLAWRITES
• Frank Ocean: added 8/13/18: onebluebird
• Green Day: added 8/13/18: blvcksheep_sf
• Guns 'n' Roses: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Gwen Stefani: added 1/4/19: amwoods13
• Jay-Z: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Kanye West: added 8/13/18: clouie99
• Kendrick Lamar: added 8/13/18: bigpavelski35
• Kids See Ghosts (Kanye West + Kid Cudi): added 8/15/18: Bloody_Khan_Man
• Lady Gaga: added 8/13/18: amwoods13
• Madonna: added 1/11/19: bigpavelski35
• Maroon 5: added 8/14/18: thebig3on3
• Miley Cyrus: added 3/6/19: expowderpuff
• Missy Elliott: added 3/4/19: undeadsinatra
• Nicki Minaj: added 1/3/19: amwoods13
• Paul Simon: added 3/20/19: kingheartbreak
• Pearl Jam: added 8/13/18: MattressMan71
• Phish (Bo)
• Red Hot Chili Peppers: added 8/13/18: NICOLAWRITES
• Robert Plant: added 8/14/18: thebig3on3
• Rod Stewart: added 1/22/19: sconce2600
• Roger Waters: added 12/3/18: sconce2600
• Sting: added 1/4/19: amwoods13
• The Strokes (GB, Lo) added 8/13/18: scrubbub
• Tool: added 8/13/18: bigpavelski35
• Travis Scott (RL, Ha, BC, Fi) added 8/13/18: onebluebird
• Twenty One Pilots (BC, Lo) added 8/13/18: blvcksheep_sf
• U2 added 12/28/18: jumptastick

POTENTIAL UNDERCARD:
Playing eight tracked festivals

• King Princess (Co, Ha, BC, GB, Bo, Fi, Mo, Lo)

Playing six tracked festivals

• Denzel Curry (RL, BC, GB, Fo, Lo, Os)

Playing five tracked festivals

• Chelsea Cutler (GB, Bo, Fi, Fo, Lo)
• Clairo (Co, BC, GB, Bo, Os)
• Sheck Wes (Co, RL, BC, GB, Lo)

Playing four tracked festivals

• 070 Shake (Co, GB, Fi, Os)
• The Band Camino (Ha, Fo, Mo, Lo)
• Hozier (Ha, BC, Bo, Lo)
• Kacey Musgraves (Co, GB, Bo, Lo)
• Playboi Carti (Co, RL, GB, Fo)
• Ravyn Lenae (Ha, BC, GB, Os)
• Two Feet (Ha, Bo, Fi, Os)

Playing three tracked festivals

• Bazzi (Co, Ha, GB)
• Bob Moses (Co, GB, Fi)
• Boy Pablo (Co, Lo, Os) added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• BROCKHAMPTON (GB, Bo, Fi) added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Caamp (Fi, Fo, Mo) added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• Calpurnia (GB, Fo, Lo) added 11/14/18: sassypotatomouse
• Cautious Clay (BC, GB, Lo)
• Dennis Lloyd (Co, GB, Fi)
• Gucci Mane (RL, Fi, Bo)
• Gunna (RL, Fi, Lo)
• Hippo Campus (GB, Bo, Fi)
• Hop Along (Co, Fi, Fo)
• J.I.D (RL, Mo, Lo) added 1/11/19: blvcksheep_sf
• Jpegmafia (Co, Fi, Os)
• Judah & The Lion (Ha, Fo, Lo)
• Lauren Daigle (Ha, Fi, Lo)
• Lil Wayne (RL, GB, Lo)
• The Nude Party (Bo, Fi, Lo)
• Sales (Co, Fi, Os)
• Shaed (GB, Fi, Lo)
• Shame (Co, Ha, BC)
• Still Woozy (Co, GB, Lo)
• Taylor Bennett (Ha, GB, Fi)
• Tierra Whack (Co, Lo, Os) added 12/16/18: sassypotatomouse
• Tyla Yaweh (Bo, Fi, Lo)
• Unknown Mortal Orchestra (Co, Bo, Fi)
• U.S. Girls (Co, GB, Os)
• Yellow Days (Co, Mo, Os)
• Walk the Moon (Ha, Bo, Fi)

Playing two tracked festivals

• 21 Savage (RL, Lo)
• Agoria (Co, Os)
• Alison Wonderland (Ha, Fi) added 8/13/18: Darthvancer
• Arkells (Fi, Lo)
• Beach House (Bo, Os)
• Blood Orange (Co, GB)
• CamelPhat (Co, Lo)
• Castlecomer (Ha, Fi)
• CloZee (Co, Lo)
• Coi Leray (RL, Lo)
• Crooked Colours (Bo, Fi)
• Dean Lewis (Lo, Os)
• Diplo (Co, Ha)
• Ducky (Bo, Lo)
• Ella Mai (Co, Mo) added 8/13/18: onebluebird
• Emily King (Co, Lo)
• Evan Giia (Fi, Fo)
• FKJ (Co, Lo)
• Flora Cash (Ha, Fi)
• Flipp Dinero (RL, Fi)
• Gesaffelstein (Co, GB)
• Gorgon City (Co, Ha)
• Half•alive (Fi, Lo)
• H.E.R. (Co, Lo)
• The Interrupters (Co, Ha)
• J Balvin (Co, Lo)
• Jade Bird (Ha, Lo)
• Jeremy Zucker (GB, Lo)
• Jonas Blue (Ha, Lo)
• Khalid (Co, Ha)
• Kid Cudi (Co, RL)
• Killy (RL, Lo)
• Kygo (Ha, Fi)
• Lennon Stella (Lo, Os)
• Lil Baby (RL, Lo)
• Lil Mosey (RL, Fi)
• Lil Skies (RL, Lo)
• Loud Luxury (Ha, Lo)
• The Lumineers (Ha, Bo)
• Magic City Hippies (Bo, Lo)
• Mansionair (Co, Fi)
• Max Frost (Fi, Lo)
• Medasin (Bo, Fi)
• Men I Trust (Co, Lo)
• Mura Masa (Ha, BC) added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• NGHTMRE (Co, Bo)
• Nombe (Fi, Os)
• Nora En Pure (Co, Fi)
• The Record Company (Bo, Fi)
• Ric Wilson (RL, GB)
• Rich The Kid (RL, Lo)
• Ripe (Bo, Fi)
• RL Grime (Bo, Lo) added 8/13/18: Darthvancer
• Rosalia (Co, Lo)
• Rubblebucket (Bo, Fi)
• Ruston Kelly (Bo, Lo)
• Shallou (Co, Lo)
• Sharon Van Etten (Lo, Os) added 11/14/18: scrubbub
• Shlump (Bo, Lo)
• Slenderbodies (Ha, Lo)
• Smino (Co, Lo)
• Snakehips (BC, Fo)
• Soccer Mommy (Co, GB) added 10/15/18: scotty_spiv
• $uicideboy$ (Fi, Os)
• Sunflower Bean (GB, Fo)
• Tank and the Bangas (BC, Fi)
• Tobi Lou (RL, GB)
• Tyler, The Creator (GB, Fi) added 8/13/18: bigpavelski35
• Wallows (Co, Mo) added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• Whipped Cream (Bo, Lo)
• Yaeji (BC, Lo)
• YBN Cordae (RL, Lo)
• Zhu (GB, Bo) added 8/13/18: Darthvancer

Playing one tracked festival

• 10K.Caash (RL)
• 123 Andres (Lo)
• 12th Planet (Bo)
• 3LAU (Fi)
• 4B (Fi)
• 6lack (Lo)
• 88Glam (Co)
• A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie (RL)
• Aaron Aye (GB)
• Adia Vitoria (BC)
• Against the Current (Lo)
• Age.Sex.Location (Lo)
• Alesso (Lo) added 2/12/19: greygray
• (Sandy) Alex G (Lo) added 8/15/18: 6footrose
• Alexander 23 (Lo)
• All Them Witches (Bo)
• Ama Lou (Lo)
• Amber Mark (GB)
• Âme (Co)
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Added by users, not currently playing any heavy crossover festivals so far

• Alan Walker: added 2/12/19: German-Santa
• Alanis Morissette: added 1/16/19: Sarra550
• Alex Cameron: added 1/14/19: sconce2600
• Allah-Las: added 8/22/18: mizupman24
• Amine: added 8/15/18: dukiduke
• Animal Collective: added 1/8/19: superflav360
• Axwell: added 1/21/19: JWrither
• Bad Books: added 11/14/18: scrubhub
• Banks: added 8/13/18: Darthvancer
• Beirut: added 2/2/19: k6ash
• Better Oblivion Community Center: added 3/8/19: doomzeach
• Bilinda Butcher: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Birocratic: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Blondie: added 8/22/18: mizupman24
• Bob Dylan: added 1/22/19: amwoods13
• Bob Weir: added 1/11/19: scotty_spivs
• Boston: added 1/22/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Breakbot: 2/6/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Brothertiger: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• BTS: added 3/22/19: j0nnyGreenGiant
• Cake: added 2/8/19: undeadsinatra
• Capital Cities: added 1/7/19: unpluggedcord
• Chai: added 3/25/19: strokesnmonkeys18
• Charly Bliss: added 3/8/19: tungholio
• Christian Scott: added 8/14/18: thebig3on3
• Christina Aguilera: added 1/29/18: undeadsinatra
• Cigarettes After Sex: added 1/14/19: sconce2600
• Claypool Lennon Delirium: added 3/5/19: undeadsinatra
• Club Night: added 3/23/19: holocene22
• Courtney Marie Andrews: added 1/22/19: undeadsinatra
• Craft Spells: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Curtis Harding: added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• Danny Brown: added 12/5/18: undeadsinatra
• De La Soul: added 1/31/19: bigpavelski35
• Deep Purple: added 1/22/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Dinosaur Jr: added 8/22/18: mizupman24
• Disclosure: added 2/1/19: DangeslowBustle
• Dream Wife: added 12/5/18: undeadsinatra
• Dreezy: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Dua Lipa: added 8/13/18:blvcksheep_sf
• Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians: added 3/26/19: amwoods13
• Electric Youth: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Ellie Goulding: added 8/13/18: Landanlorenzo
• Elujay: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Eric Prydz: added 2/1/19: DangeslowBustle
• Erykah Badu: added 1/16/19: BlogOnJarvis
• ESTA: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Evanescence: added 1/4/19: amwoods13
• The Family Crest: added 3/25/19: cordovatron
• Feist: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• FIDLAR: added 1/7/19: blvcksheep_sf
• Flamingosis: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• The Floozies: added 12/16/18: dukiduke
• Foreigner: added 1/22/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Forty Feet Tall: added 3/22/19: blvcksheep_sf
• Foster The People: added 3/22/19: cordovatron
• Foxtails Brigade: added 3/25/19: cordovatron
• French Cassettes: added 3/14/19: k6ash
• Gangsta Boo: added 12/5/18: undeadsinatra
• George Fitzgerald: added 1/14/19: sconce2600
• Gilligan Moss: added 1/14/19: sconce2600
• Giorgio Moroder: added 1/30/19: r1z3n
• Glass Animals: added 2/7/19: thecha1rmen
• Godspeed You! Black Emperor: added 12/13/18: THEneoriply379
• The Good, the Bad, and the Queen: added 1/30/19: brendannnnnn
• Grizzly Bear: added 2/5/19: deluxe212
• Haim: added 10/15/18: scotty_spivs
• High Highs: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• The Hives: added 11/29/18: undeadsinatra
• Holy Ghost!: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• IAMSU!: added 1/31/19: undeadsinatra
• Imagined Herbal Flows: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Injury Reserve: added 1/3/19: Hiimjose
• The Inspector Cluzo: added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• Interpol: added 8/13/18: amwoods13
• Iration: added 2/12/19: festy375
• Iron & Wine and Calexico: added 3/21/19: HandsomestPete
• Isaiah Rashad: added 8/13/18: PanchoVillaa
• The Isley Brothers: added 3/6/19: undeadsinatra
• Jason Mraz: added 2/8/19: OrangePeanut01
• Jay Rock: added 2/4/19: dukiduke
• Jay Som: added 3/23/19: coolandthegang
• Jeremih: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Jhene Aiko: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• John Butler Trio: added 3/6/19: njgeebs
• Joy Wave: added 2/1/19: TheMayerOfPortland
• Julio Iglesias: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Jupiter & okwess: added 1/21/19: bigpavelski35
• K?d: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Kenny Loggins 1/11/19: scotty_spivs
• Keys N Krates: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Kid Harpoon: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• King Dream: added 3/23/19: MilitantManatee
• Kurt Vile: added 3/8/19: justin_tino
• Maddy Sipes: added 3/22/19: blvcksheep_sf
• Modest Mouse: added 3/26/19: DirtBasedSoap
• Laff Trax (Toro y Moi x Nosaj Thing): added 1/13/19: sanfranpsycho0
• Lana Del Rey: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Last Dinosaurs: added 8/15/18: xandervandoor
• Late Night Alumni: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Lemaitre: added 10/15/18: scotty_spivs
• Lenny Kravitz: added 8/13/18: NICOLAWRITES
• Leon Bridges: added 1/4/19: amwoods13
• Liz Phair: added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• Love Fiend: added 3/22/19: DJDevchav
• Low Cut Connie: added 11/14/18: undeadsinatra
• LSD: added 3/12/19: absurdvictory
• Ludacris: added 1/16/19: Sarra550
• Lupe Fiasco: added 8/15/18: dukiduke
• Lynyrd Skynyrd: added 3/22/19: beaux95
• Maceo Plex: added 2/1/19: DangeslowBustle
• Marshmello: added 2/11/19: Walkerkevin97
• Matador! Soul Sounds: added 2/9/19: thebig3on3
• Matisyahu: added 1/29/19: IamYourBestFriendAMA
• The Mattson 2: added 3/22/19: bigpavelski35
• Meiko: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Melody Gardot: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Miami Horror: added 8/13/18: MollFlanders
• Mick Jenkins: added 8/15/18: dukiduke
• Monsta X: added 2/28/29: undeadsinatra
• Moods: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Moses Sumney: added 1/12/19: southside16
• Mungion: added 8/14/18: thebig3on3
• My Bloody Valentine: added 8/13/18:amwoods13
• Neon Indian: 2/6/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• New Order: added 1/22/19: amwoods13
• Nick Murphy: added 8/13/18: Darthvancer
• No Vacation: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Norah Jones: added 1/28:19 jdlyons81
• Nothing but Thieves: added 8/23/18: blvcksheep_sf
• NxWorries: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Olafur Arnalds: added 2/3/19: thebig3on3
• P-Lo: added 1/31/19: undeadsinatra
• Painted Blue: 3/22/19: blvcksheep_sf
• Panda Bear: added 1/8/19: superflav360
• Paramore: added 8/13/18: MollFlanders
• Pardoner: added 3/22/19: DJDevchav
• Peter Bjorn and John: added 2/5/19: amwoods13
• Pigeons Playing Ping Pong: added 12/17/18: purseandboots
• Pllush: added 3/22/19: DJDevchav
• Pond: added 1/14/19: sconce2600
• Poppy: added 2/1/19: WhoTookPlasticJesus
• Post Precious: added 3/25/19: jman457
• Primal Scream: added 1/29/19: undeadsinatra
• The Raconteurs: added 12/30/18: bigpavelski35
• The Radio Flyers: added 3/22/19: DJDevchav
• The Rapture: added 2/6/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Raveena: added 1/31/19: kungfugilly
• Rezz: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Rosin Murphy: added 1/29/19: southside16
• Run the Jewels: added 2/1/19: BlogOnJarvis
• Sacha Robotti: added 12/17/18: purseandboots
• Sage the Gemini: added 1/31/19: undeadsinatra
• Saint Motel: added 8/13/18: MollFlanders
• Sam Evian: added 3/22/19: tayyjean
• Scary Pockets: added 3/22/19: undeadsinatra
• Seven Lions: added 12/17/18: JWrither
• Sheryl Crow: added 8/13/18: amwoods13
• Sia: added 2/7/19: amwoods13
• Silk City (Diplo + Mark Ronson): added 1/12/19: southside16
• Smash Mouth: added 8/13/18: scotty_spivs
• Snoh Aalegra: added 1/31/19: kungfugilly
• Soja: added 2/12/19: German-Santa
• St. Lucia: added 3/8/19: Drugba
• Steve Miller Band: added 1/20/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Stiff Little Fingers: added 12/5/18: amwoods13
• The Stray Cats: added 3/7/19: undeadsinatra
• Streetlight Manifesto: added 2/1/19: paledragon64
• STRFKR: added 2/5/19: adrian1878
• The Struts: added 2/25/19: thebigpavelski35
• Sure Sure: added 3/22/19: jellywong
• Swedish House Mafia: added 10/18/18: lukep2349
• SWMRS: added 1/7/19: blvcksheep_sf
• T-Pain: added 12/16/18: sassypotatomouse
• Taylor McFerrin: added 8/14/18: thebig3on3
• Tears For Fears: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Thee Oh Sees: added 2/6/19: Brew_Swillis
• Thom Yorke: added 1/8/19: superflav360
• Tiesto: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Tigers Jaw: added 8/15/18: xandervandoorn
• Tijuana Panthers: added 8/22/18: mizupman24
• Tokyo Police Club: 2/6/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• Tove Styrke: added 8/13/18: Landanlorenzo
• Troyboi: added 2/12/19: greygray
• Troye Sivan: added 8/13/18: onebluebird
• TV on the Radio: added 1/2/19: bigpavelski35
• Two Door Cinema Club: added 2/5/19: Purplebot5
• Umphrey's McGee: added 3/19/19: cordovatron
• Virtual Self: added 1/11/19: OMYXP
• The War on Drugs: added 3/8/19: justin_tino
• Washed Out: 2/6/19: BenderIsGreatBendr
• The Waterboys: 2/7/19: amwoods13
• Wolf Alice: added 2/5/19: scrubbub
• Wolfmother: added 11/29/18: undeadsinatra
• YGTUT: added 8/15/18: dukiduke
• Zero 7: added 3/12/19: amwoods13

The following have appeared at OSLs once before but have not released new material since their first stint and are therefore less likely to appear in 2019 (To date only Beck and Vance Joy have returned WITHOUT new material, making the following acts much less likely)

• Air (2016)
• Al Green (2010)
• Animal Kingdom (2012)
• Benevento/Russo Duo (2008)
• Big Audio Dynamite (Not currently a band) (2011)
• Big Grams (Not currently a band) (2016)
• Billy Idol(10th billed at BottleRock last year) (2015)
• Chance the Rapper (2016) added 8/13/18: bigpavelski35
• Crazy Horse (2012)
• Curtis Jones (2015)
• Dan Deacon (2015)
• D'Angelo (2013) (& the Vanguard (2015))
• DIIV (2016)
• Dirty Dozen Brass Band (2012)
• Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem! (2016)
• Duck Sauce (2014)
• Dum Dum Girls (2014)
• Dumpstaphunk (2013)
• Duran Duran (2016)
• Extra Golden (2009)
• Grimes (2016) added 8/13/18: Landanlorenzo
• Hall & Oates (2013)
• Heron Oblivion (2016)
• Hiatus Kaiyote (2016)
• Hot Chip (2015)
• Jack Garratt (2016)
• Jenny Lewis (Playing BottleRock this year) (2014)
• Jurassic 5 (2013)
• Karl Denson's Tiny Universe (2015)
• Lapsley (2016)
• The Last Shadow Puppets (Not currently a band) (2016)
• Lewis Del Mar (2016)
• Lionel Richie (2016)
• Manu Chao (2008)
• The Meters (2011)
• The Mighty Underdogs (2008)
• Miike Snow (2016)
• Nate Ruess (2015)
• Peaches (2016)
• Plump DJs (2013)
• Ra Ra Riot (2016)
• SBTRKT (2014)
• Sky Ferreira (2015)
• The Soul Rebels (Bo) (2014)
• Steel Pulse (2008)
• Steve Winwood (2008)
• Stevie Wonder (2012)
• Sufjan Stevens (2016)
• Third eye Blind (Playing Bill Graham) (2016)
• Thomas Jack (2016)
• Ween (2009)
• Whitney (Playing Haldren Pop Festival the same weekend in Europe) (2016)
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs (2013)

The following is a list of bands that have played OSLs more than once and the gaps between return performances, considering only five acts have ever played OSLs three times, all acts in this section should be considered less likely than acts that have played OSLs once or never. Note that no act has ever returned quicker than a three year gap, Givers, Fantastic Negrito, and Big Boi were all makeup performances for prior year cancellations.
Headliners

• Radiohead 08 & 16 (eight year gap)
• Metallica 12 & 17 (five year gap) (Played two years ago)

Threepeaters

• Beck 08, 12, & 18 (Played last year)
• Chromeo (BC) 10, 14, & 18 (Played last year, Playing the Greek in June)
• The Black Keys 08, 11, & 15 (first two appearances as undercard, third as headliner) (playing Chase Center) added 8/22/18: mizupman24
• Dawes (Fo) 10, 13, & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Portugal. The Man 09, 12 & 18 (Played last year)

Three year gap

• Arctic Monkeys 11 & 14
• Bleachers 14 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Foals 13 & 16 (Playing Boardmasters the same weekend in the UK)
• GRiZ (Ha, Bo, Fi) 13 & 16
• Grouplove 11 & 14
• Lyrics Born 08 & 11
• Mac DeMarco (Co, Bo, Os) 15 & 18 (Played last year)
• Macklemore & Ryan Lewis 11 & 14
• Nicki Bluhm & the Gramblers 11 & 14
• Odesza (BC, Bo) 15 & 18 (Played last year)
• Phoenix 10 & 13
• Pretty Lights 10 & 13
• Tame Impala (Co, BC, Mo, Lo, Os) 12 & 15 (Headlined Treasure Island last year, playing Flow festival same weekend)
• Vance Joy 14 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Warpaint 14 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Zedd (Co, Fi) 13 & 16

Four year gap

• Andrew Bird (Fo) 08 & 12
• Band of Horses 09 & 13
• Caveman 12 & 16
• Matt and Kim 09 & 13
• The National (Bo) 09 & 13 (In Europe OSLs weekend)
• Regina Spektor 08 & 12
• Sean Hayes 08 & 12
• Toro Y Moi 11 & 15 (Playing the Greek in June)
• Two Gallants 08 & 12
• Tycho 14 & 18 (Played last year)
• The Walkmen 08 & 12
• Young the Giant (Fi) 13 & 17 (Played two years ago, Busy all OSLs weekend, playing the Greek)

Five year gap

• Atmosphere 09 & 14
• Bomba Estereo 12 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• The Devil Makes Three 10 & 15
• Electric Guest 12 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• The Growlers 13 & 18 (Played last year)
• Lord Huron (BC, GB)11 & 16 (Playing BottleRock this year)
• Major Lazer (GB) 11 & 16
• The Mother Hips 08 & 13
• Rebelution 12 & 17 (Played two years ago)

Six year gap

• Big Gigantic 12 & 18 (Played last year)
• Father John Misty 12 & 18 (Played last year, playing Flow festival same weekend)
• Little Dragon 11 & 17 (Played two years ago)

Seven year gap

• Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals 08 & 15
• Cold War Kids 08 & 15
• Empire of the Sun 10 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Marco Benevento 10 & 17 (Played two years ago)

Eight year gap

• Avett Brothers 09 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Cage the Elephant 09 & 17 (Played two years ago)
• Janelle Monae (Co, BC, Lo) 10 & 18 (Played last year)
• Rogue Wave 08 & 16

Ten year gap

• Bon Iver 08 & 18 (Played last year)
• Broken Social Scene 08 & 18 (Played last year)

The following are past lineup drop dates, all lineup drops from 2012 to 2018 have occurred on a Tuesday:

• 2018: 4/3
• 2017: 4/4
• 2016: 4/5
• 2015: 3/24
• 2014: 4/8
• 2013: 4/16
• 2012: 4/17

ACTS CONFIRMED PRIOR TO LINEUP DROP:

• Flume: Confirmed by hanzel44 who leaked Janet Jackson, Florence + the Machine, and Future in 2018. Confirmed via OSLs clue 1.
  
• Paul Simon: Confirmed by multiple publications including Outsidelands themselves. Reported by kingheartbreak who leaked the 2018 headliners.
  
• Childish Gambino: Reported by kingheartbreak who leaked the 2018 headliners.
  
• The Lumineers: Reported by kingheartbreak who leaked the 2018 headliners. Leaked via Bands in Town
  
• Better Oblivion Community Center: Confirmed via OSLs clue 2.
  
• Denzel Curry: Confirmed via OSLs clue 3.
  
• Aurora: Confirmed via OSLs clue 4.
  
• Kacey Musgraves: Confirmed via OSLs clue 5.
  
• Flying Lotus: Confirmed via OSLs clue 6.
  
• Judah & The Lion: Confirmed via OSLs clue 7.
  
• Hozier: Leaked via Bands in Town
  

NAMES THAT ULTIMATELY ENDED UP ON THE LINEUP THAT WERE ON NEITHER LIST (26):

• Blink-182
• Counting Crows
• Flying Lotus
• Alina Baraz
• Mavis Staples
• The Neighbourhood
• Aurora
• Justin Martin
• Luttrell
• The California Honeydrops
• Brasstracks
• The Funk Hunters
• MorMor
• Miya Folick
• ALLBLACK
• SYML
• Leven Kali
• Alex Lahey
• Delacey
• Altin Gun
• Grateful Shred
• Amo Amo
• Boyfriend
• The Seshen
• Rainbow Girls
• Sandy's